Lost

My keys seem to have gone on vacation. They must have gotten bored with life (and who can blame them?) and jumped ship. They have been gone for a few days now. I hope they are having fun because I'm not. I mean I have a spare key, but I was bonded with the other set. I was just thinking, I bet they went to visit Mom's keys who are also taking a little break. I am pleading for their return. Keys, I need you! I am lost without you, please come back to me.